tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85575064052198108962024-03-13T03:52:08.186-05:00Ima B. Musing MusingsHi, I'm Ima. These are my opinions. Please "friend" me on Facebook!Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.comBlogger482125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-22844114562802728502015-06-23T07:13:00.003-05:002015-06-23T07:13:56.629-05:00JOIN US TONIGHT<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Visual artists deserve an awards show, like every other genre!! Please RSVP and invite others via: <a href="http://http://www.evite.com/event/03D87HDTP3OEJ4QTMEPEXK64U4WQQI">http://www.evite.com/event/03D87HDTP3OEJ4QTMEPEXK64U4WQQI</a> TODAY: Tuesday, June 23rd, 6pm in Roseville. Thanks!<br />
Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-63965940659158681062015-05-15T07:13:00.000-05:002015-05-15T07:13:00.247-05:00MN VISUAL FINE ARTS AWARDS, JUNE MEETING<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Tuesday, June 23rd 6pm<br />
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Please RSVP and invite others via: <a href="http://http://www.evite.com/event/03D87HDTP3OEJ4QTMEPEXK64U4WQQI?gid=03D87HDTP3OEJ462CEPEXK64U56QGM">http://www.evite.com/event/03D87HDTP3OEJ4QTMEPEXK64U4WQQI?gid=03D87HDTP3OEJ462CEPEXK64U56QGM</a><br />
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Join us for a discussion about the mission, categories, criteria, funding, and organizational steps to set up a sustainable MN Visual-Fine Arts Awards program. Artists, arts advocates and anyone interested is encouraged to attend. We need ideas and committee members to get this started, no long term commitment - just a passion to recognize the visual arts genre deserves an awards show, too.<br />
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2180 Hamline Avenue N<br />
Roseville, MN<br />
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Please invite anyone interested to attend!<br />
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(c) 2015 copyright by Ima B. Musing; all rights reserved.Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com02180 Hamline Avenue North, Roseville, MN 55113, USA45.0074283 -93.155775245.0074283 -93.1557752 45.0074283 -93.1557752tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-84057714065152145262015-05-08T07:10:00.000-05:002015-05-08T07:19:42.514-05:00ALOHA RENSHI POETRY, MAY 15<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>You are cordially invited to join us!<br />
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Friday, May 15th<br />
Subtext Books<br />
165 Western Avenue (in the basement)<br />
St Paul MN http://www.subtextbooks.com/<br />
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Writers from Hawaii's Bamboo Ridge Press include:<br />
Ann Inoshita, Juliet S. Kono, Christy Passion, and Jean Yamasaki Toyama<br />
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They will read from "No Choice But to Follow", a volume of forty-eight linked poems known as renshi written during the course of a year by these poets. It reflects both the personal and public stories of that year.<br />
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Western Avenue is under construction but Subtext can be accessed via Selby Avenue, bookstore is located under Nina's Coffee.<br />
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Bamboo Ridge Press was founded in 1978 to publish literature by and about Hawaii's people.<br />
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(c) 2015 copyright by Ima B. Musing; all rights reserved.Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0165 Western Avenue North, Saint Paul, MN 55102, USA44.946385 -93.11633660000001144.766549499999996 -93.4390601 45.1262205 -92.793613100000016tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-73277375304617156442015-03-02T07:24:00.000-06:002015-03-02T07:34:27.513-06:00MN VISUAL FINE ARTS AWARDS CREATIVE-STORMING MEETING #2 NOTES<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Minnesota Visual Fine Arts Awards<br />
Organizational meeting #2<br />
Feb. 21, 2015<br />
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Attending; Ingrid Restemayer, Ima B Musing, and Stephen Workman<br />
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For future invites, send invites to specific groups. Check with Minnesota Arts Board. arts.state.mn.us<br />
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Stephen—check with Springboard on help they can provide.<br />
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Mission: To recognize MN top visual artists for their achievements and to expand, promote, and document MN as a leading arts destination.<br />
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Ivy and Sage awards may be willing to mentor us.<br />
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Build committees around Mission Statement, awards, promotion, documentation.<br />
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Stephen—invite from SPAC and LFF<br />
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Ima to set up Facebook page for MVFAA<br />
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Stephen: logo?<br />
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Next meeting: March 22, 2 pm, Black Dog Cafe in downtown St. Paul, MN<br />
Please use evite to RSVP: http://<a href="http://www.evite.com/event/03D87HDTP3OEJ4QTMEPEXK64U4WQQI">www.evite.com/event/03D87HDTP3OEJ4QTMEPEXK64U4WQQI</a><br />
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Notes taken by Stephen Workman.<br />
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Copyright © 2015 by Ima B. Musing: all rights reserved (on behalf of MN Visual Fine Arts Awards).Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-50150168066848968872015-02-10T07:12:00.002-06:002015-03-02T07:25:31.726-06:00MN VISUAL FINE ARTS AWARDS CREATIVE-STORMING MEETING #1 NOTES<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Meeting Jan. 31, 2015<br />
Attending: Ima B. Musing, Ingrid Restemayer, Susan Gainen, Stephen Workman, <br />
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Discussed:<br />
Visual Artist residency rules <br />
What is visual artist <br />
Artists—apply or nominated <br />
Receive entries—administration <br />
Timeline <br />
Benchmarks <br />
Brainstorming awareness—reach rest of state organizing around idea <br />
Budget (TBD) <br />
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Draft Mission statement <br />
To recognize MN top visual artists for their achievements in the field and to expand, promote, and document MN as a leading arts destination. <br />
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Draft categories <br />
2D <br />
3D <br />
digital/new media <br />
traditional categories <br />
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Define Visual Arts, maybe use MN State Fair as a guide (Susan will investigate)<br />
Investigate other Awards Other states programs and MN State Arts Board (Ingrid will investigate)<br />
Contact Sage and Ivey awards for mentoring (Ima will investigate)<br />
Brainstorm Again Fundraising <br />
Social Media Postings to be done on Art Mob Twin Cities MN Facebook page and imabmusing.blogspot.com until we establish our own website for the awards. <br />
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Next Meeting—Feb. 21, 10 am<br />
Use evite to RSVP at <a href="http://http://www.evite.com/event/03D8VFZ6HWHKWQBNGEPEVGET2SVM4M">http://www.evite.com/event/03D8VFZ6HWHKWQBNGEPEVGET2SVM4M</a><br />
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Ingrid Restemayer Studio 401 b, <br />
Northrup King, 1500 Jackson St. NE, <br />
Use van buren st entrance to walk up the stairs or use elevator near Dock 7 and walk the length of the building. It is the final studio on the end of the 4th level.<br />
Please bring a treat or refreshment to share when you join us.<br />
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Steve Workman took these notes, Ima added to them a bit for clarification.<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-55465504875822051992014-12-23T07:47:00.003-06:002014-12-23T07:47:59.688-06:00FEED THE FELINE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
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Please feed the kitty, literally and figuratively, $1 for every time that you view this blog. If the entertainment value is more, please pitch in a bit more. Your time and consideration of this request is greatly appreciated.http://www.gofundme.com/Ima-B-Musing?utm_medium=wdgt<a href="http://http://www.gofundme.com/Ima-B-Musing?utm_medium=wdgt"></a> THANK YOU!<br />
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Copyright © 2014 by Ima B. Musing; All rights reserved Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-27688573467220833432014-12-14T12:08:00.000-06:002014-12-23T07:45:04.577-06:00MINNESOTA VISUAL ARTS AWARDS – PROCESS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>The Minnesota Visual Arts Awards, which could also be called The Minnesota Fine Art Awards or something completely different, is an idea that has been brewing in my mind for a while. I noticed that every other genre of art: dance, literary- book, music, and theatre have award shows but what about the visual or fine arts? Equity is needed.<br />
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I asked around and finally decided to get the proverbial “ball rolling.” Thus, we have a creative-storming session planned for Saturday, January 31st, 2015. It is only a discussion session with the goal of forming a planning committee. The planning committee will then work towards drafting a charter with a mission statement and establishing a Board of Directors. The Board will then need to officially file the charter to procure 501(c)3 nonprofit status. They also need to finalize categories, selection criteria, and funding with a fiscal agent to hold the money until it is needed. I do not plan to be a part of the Board; I just want to get the planning committee started on their journey.<br />
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Possible Mission Statement:<br />
In an effort to recognize Minnesota’s top visual artists for their achievements in the field, and to expand, promote, and document Minnesota’s role as a leading fine arts destination.<br />
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Potential Categories include but are not limited to:<br />
Digital-New Media<br />
2-Dimension<br />
3-Dimension<br />
Traditional<br />
Service to the Arts (individual and nonprofit categories)<br />
Emerging Visual Artist (under two years selling artwork)<br />
Lifetime Achievement (20+ years)<br />
Visual Art Teacher (K-12, college, and community)<br />
Collector/Patron<br />
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Prospective Criteria include but are not limited to:<br />
Must be a resident of Minnesota; at least 51% of the time<br />
?? to be defined<br />
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Goal: Host first awards ceremony in 2016. <br />
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If you are interested, please join our session in January. Please use Evite to RSVP (event is free) http://<a href="http://www.evite.com/event/03D8PM5VZDG23QP7EEPEP7M4JMNAFM">www.evite.com/event/03D8PM5VZDG23QP7EEPEP7M4JMNAFM</a><a <a href="href="http://www.evite.com/event/03D8PM5VZDG23QP7EEPEP7M4JMNAFM">www.evite.com/event/03D8PM5VZDG23QP7EEPEP7M4JMNAFM"></a><br />
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We seek statewide involvement from artists and arts advocates with a diverse and inclusive planning committee nee Board of Directors. Technology will assist with connecting to people with Internet capabilities but it will require thoughtful consideration to make sure that the planning and awards are truly representational of ALL of Minnesota. <br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Mahnomen, MN 56557, USA47.317274900000008 -95.96553840000001447.317274900000008 -95.965538400000014 47.317274900000008 -95.965538400000014tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-11117578179380149322014-12-10T11:22:00.000-06:002014-12-23T07:43:13.412-06:00MINNESOTA VISUAL ARTS AWARDS - IDEA<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>First creative-storming meeting of people interested in establishing a formal Minnesota Visual Arts Awards ceremony. Please use Evite to RSVP (event is free) http://<a href="http://www.evite.com/event/03D8PM5VZDG23QP7EEPEP7M4JMNAFM">www.evite.com/event/03D8PM5VZDG23QP7EEPEP7M4JMNAFM</a><br />
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We will discuss possible mission, categories, choose some members of the initial planning committee, and consider donors. Goal is to host first awards in 2016.<br />
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Roseville Library<br />
Community Program Room<br />
Saturday, January 31, 2015<br />
1:00 PM to 3:00 PM<br />
Needed: 1) Technology-minded person to help arrange for Skype session, et al; and, 2) Seed money for incidental expenses like photocopies and Dunn Bro treats? (see below). Please contact the Facebook group Art Mob Twin Cities MN administrator ASAP. Thanks!!<br />
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NOTE: No outside food or drink is permitted, must buy from Dunn Bros on site. If you would like to procure treats for the attendees, contact the Art Mob Twin Cities MN administrator to coordinate. (Art Mob Twin Cities MN aka Ima (moi) has no funds for refreshments.)<br />
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Please invite all interested persons, we seek statewide representation geographically and be inclusive of all forms of diversity. Artists and arts advocates welcome!<br />
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Art On!<br />
(c) 2014 Ima B. Musing; all rights reserved.Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Roseville, MN, USA45.0060767 -93.15661069999998744.9611757 -93.237291699999986 45.050977700000004 -93.075929699999989tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-3951775325373593352014-10-26T13:55:00.001-05:002014-10-26T13:55:56.542-05:00IMA’S BOOKWORM REVIEW, VOLUME V, NO-NO ISSUE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>Pig’s Foot by Carlos Acosta<br />
Focused on the sexual exploits of racist, sexist, and the entire field of negative –ism available with little character clarity. [Translated]<br />
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The Boleyn Deceit by Laura Anderson<br />
Faux historical novel needed a genealogical chart since it was difficult to determine who was who, especially when titles were involved. There were no sympathetic characters.<br />
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Lookaway, Lookaway by Wilton Barnhardt<br />
Focused on the antics of Greeks on campus. Not enough development of the characters internal life. I lost interest after a couple chapters. <br />
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Dangerously Bound by Eden Bradley<br />
Tie them up, tie them down, lack of character development abounds!<br />
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Hollywood in Heels by Charity Gaye Finnestad<br />
Some great bits marred by an inconsistent memoir lacking timeframe references. Personal worth defined by sex and alcohol consumption with very little self-disclosure. <br />
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Our Picnics in the Sun by Morag Joss<br />
Story ruined by the prologue “article.” Narrative leaps around without clarification. There is some delightful prose muddled by the mundane. <br />
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The Sixteenth of June by Maya Lang<br />
Hints of brilliance overwhelmed by meandering storyline. Author hints that this book is emulating another author’s style, which is never recommended. <br />
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Thornlost by Melanie Rawn<br />
Author assumed that the reader had read the previous novels and did not provide enough back-story for the first-time reader. Needed map and terminology glossary, though the list of characters helpful. Continuation of a series.<br />
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Just say no...<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Pig Lake, Ideal, MN 56472, USA46.6751981 -94.18299439999998446.664303100000005 -94.203164399999977 46.6860931 -94.162824399999991tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-16912595874257174372014-08-13T00:01:00.000-05:002014-08-13T00:01:00.275-05:00IMA’S BOOKWORM REVIEW, VOLUME V, ISSUE 10<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div> The Enchanted by Rene Denfeld Four Worms<br />
Haunting examination of prison inmates, their victims, and how inmates are victimized. Powerful images, bittersweet, and painful descriptions. Could have used a bit more fleshing out of a few characters, but the novel is well written.<br />
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Rescue Mode by Ben Bova & Les Johnson Three and a Half Worms<br />
Fabulous technological explanations of the perils of space travel. Good descriptions of the political process there involved. Lacked diversity of the characters in authority positions. Could have used more back-story regarding the characters before they started their journey. Ending was rather abrupt. <br />
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Cibola Burn by James S. A. Corey Three and a Half Worms<br />
Continuation of a series. Beautifully written with the exception of the existentialism of interlude. A few logic problems but mostly solid science fiction.<br />
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Time of the Locust by Morowa Yejide Three and a Half Worms<br />
Intimate examination of the mind, poetic imagery of a difficult story. Leaps through time and sometimes it is difficult to determine which character is being scrutinized. On the verge of a fantastic book.<br />
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Cementville by Paulette Livers Three Worms<br />
Pearls and gems mixed in with the cement. Should of focused on two characters instead of a plethora. Final chapters were hurried. <br />
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The Anatomy Lesson by Nina Siegal Two and Half Worms<br />
Could have been a terrific book. However, the narrative jumped around from character to character without indicating who was speaking. Time discombobulated, pun intended, it would have worked better weaving the story chronologically with a few flashbacks.<br />
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Add a book to every gift.<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Minnesota Correctional Facility, 2305 Minnesota Boulevard, Saint Cloud, MN 56304, USA45.5418445 -94.11899149999999339.938733500000005 -104.44613999999999 51.1449555 -83.791843tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-41608300883000755382014-08-07T00:01:00.000-05:002014-12-10T11:24:54.362-06:00IMA’S BOOKWORM REVIEW, VOLUME V, ISSUE 9<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>The Bees by Laline Paull Four Worms<br />
Join the hive in the brilliant delving into the soul of an abnormal bee. Lovely visual descriptions that included physical cues, sound, smell and taste. It would be a wonderful animated movie.<br />
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The Abduction by Jonathan Holt Three and a Half Worms<br />
Constructed very thoughtfully with good atmospheric descriptions. Heavily biased political views and graphic violence sullied the content. Continuation of a serial tale. The author used archetypal negative stereotypes of women instead of recognizing that all people hover in-between many roles.<br />
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We Are Here by Michael Marshall Three and a Half Worms<br />
Connections are extraordinarily vague and confusing to interpret. The writing is good but the story is muddled by ambiguity. Author should also write a tone on philosophy, there are myriad intelligent insights. <br />
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While Beauty Slept by Elizabeth Blackwell Three worms<br />
Realistic spin on a classic fairy-tale. Well done except the storyline is nearly ruined by foreshadowing. A bit repetitive, too.<br />
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The Chronicle of Secret Riven by Ronlyn Domingue Two and a Half Worms<br />
Labyrinth of clues regarding a dreamy character. Too convoluted to follow and repetitious. The Appendix story was actually more interesting. Book is part of a series.<br />
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PS Cash Mob Twin Cities' Facebook group has been dissolved. Please join Art Mob Twin Cities MN instead. Thanks.<br />
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Buzz on a book.<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com1Honey Avenue, Rush City, MN 55069, USA45.738924999999988 -92.924189245.727842999999986 -92.9443592 45.750006999999989 -92.904019200000008tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-4216211092027507892014-08-02T00:01:00.000-05:002014-08-02T00:01:00.218-05:00FEED YOUR LOCAL ARTIST<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Support local visual artists (independent business owners) by attending free art crawls/fairs, and open building/studio/gallery events in the Twin Cities MN area (St. Paul, Minneapolis, & surrounding communities). Attendees are strongly encouraged to purchase at least one piece of artwork at each event. BUY LOCAL ART and build the community's creative capital!<br />
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Join the Facebook group: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/artmobtwincitiesmn">www.facebook.com/artmobtwincitiesmn</a> <br />
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Art Mob Twin Cities MN Event Requirements:<br />
* The Twin Cities area will be defined as Anoka, Carver, Dakota, Hennepin, Ramsey, Scott, and Washington Counties,<br />
* The artist must reside within the Twin Cities area,<br />
* The event must occur within the Twin Cities area,<br />
* The event must be free and open to the public, and<br />
* Artwork (at least 50% by Twin Cities living artists) must be FOR SALE at the event, focused on visual arts.<br />
* Art Mob Twin Cities MN will post events, not host events.<br />
* Two week or more advance notice is required for posting the event. (NOTE: Include website, location, hours, and duration of the exhibit or events.)<br />
* Individual artists, fundraisers, and non-art related businesses will not be promoted (see below), sorry.<br />
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This group will focus on the visual arts. "Visual arts" are defined as a two or three-dimensional object which can be physically transported. Medium (glass, wood, fiber, paint, et al) can incorporate sculpture, painting, weaving, carving, arts-n-crafts, large, small, and everything in-between. Artists may combine mediums and media. <br />
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Events may include art crawls, art fairs, openings, gallery activities, and any soiree where locally created artwork is for sale. We will not post closings, sorry. If you would like to post an event, send the page a MESSAGE via the Facebook group AT LEAST TWO WEEKS before the gathering. It is acceptable for a gallery/studio to host a visiting artist, but the visiting artist must be a resident within the Twin Cities area. <br />
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Non-arts related businesses will be excluded with the exception of a special art show, we will post the opening as long as the local artist's work is for sale. Otherwise, 50% or more of the merchandise for sale must be by local artists. Unfortunately, all fund-raising events for charities, individuals, and other activities will be excluded because, though worthy, they do not match our goal.<br />
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This group was created out of frustration. I was seeking a calendar of visual arts events in the Twin Cities. Many such calendars exist for other art forms but nothing comprehensive for the two and three-dimensional forms, thus Art Mob Twin Cities MN was formed. More and more artists are listing their events and our numbers are growing! We want artists to be able to have at least a middle-class life on their artwork. Plus, it would be nice to have a Minnesota Visual Arts Awards Show, perhaps call it the Visi to recognize the achievements of artists. There are award shows for other forms of art such as books, music, performance so why not Visual Arts??? I am coordinating this group as a volunteer, my civic duty, and I am not online every single day. My telephone is dumb (it doesn’t even text). Plus, I have to work and sustain existence so the page is only updated when I have the time. <br />
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BUY LOCAL ART!<br />
Copyright © 2014 by Ima B. Musing; All rights reservedIma B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Uptown, Minneapolis, MN, USA44.9489637 -93.29986889999997944.9264892 -93.340209399999978 44.9714382 -93.259528399999979tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-17652497893668364522014-07-28T00:01:00.000-05:002014-07-28T00:01:00.624-05:00SUMMER JOB<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>Bored to tears<br />
Its lax time that I fear<br />
Nothing to see, say, do<br />
I feel like a fool<br />
At least I’m being paid<br />
Not enough though, I’m afraid.<br />
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Yawn!<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Fool Lake, Minnesota 56441, USA46.5738834 -94.00976689999998846.5629679 -94.029936899999981 46.5847989 -93.9895969tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-68288741196888943352014-07-23T00:02:00.000-05:002014-07-24T16:52:01.127-05:00TRAIN DERAILMENT TIPS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>There is a growing concern about trains and the potentially dangerous cargo that they carry. As train traffic increases, so does the risk. Not every train carries dangerous cargo, but it is better to err on the side of caution to ensure your safety. This article is a brief overview of what to do and not to do should this disaster occur (or if there is an accident with a truck carrying dangerous freight). The information is based upon what I have learned from professional emergency managers, but they are the expert and should always be consulted for specifics.<br />
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WHAT TO DO WHEN A TRAIN DERAILS<br />
First, BE PREPARED. Prepare yourself, family, and pets for disaster. Create a disaster kit for your home, another for your auto, and a third for your office. Be ready to evacuate at a moment's notice (include the pets). Your life may depend upon it. Information at <a href="http://www.ready.gov">www.ready.gov</a> or www.redcross.org/prepare/location/home-family<br />
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Second, sign up for your local Homeland Security or Emergency Management office to receive an email, phone-call, or text message for EMERGENCY ALERTS. Just search online for the information. They will notify you whenever an emergency occurs and provide some information of what to do. It is also wise to procure, program, and keep on 24/7 a weather alert radio. It will also sound during emergencies. One option is <a href="http://www.emergencyemail.org">www.emergencyemail.org</a><br />
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Third, DO NOT go to photo, film, take a selfie or gawk at the derailment. You do not know what hazards may be aboard. Not all chemical leaks smell or have visual fumes. The blast zone is considered to be a minimum of six blocks but could be as far as a mile. Just stay away.<br />
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Fourth, if the train derails be on the safe side and practice the RULE OF UP. Travel UP-wind, UP-hill, UP-stream of the disaster site. Gather the pets, humans, and depart immediately. Travel at least one mile away to be safe. Follow the instructions of the first responders (law enforcement, fire fighters, ambulance). However, if it is early in the response, they may be accessing the situation. It is always better to be safe rather than sorry. If anything, it is a good drill to practice evacuation. <br />
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Note: The only exception for evacuation are some types of chemical spills/leaks. The first responders may request that you stay at home and move everyone to the top floor or close windows/doors until the chemical disperses. Every situation is unique so listen to the first responders, they are specifically trained in this matter.<br />
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Finally, BE INFORMED. FEMA and Department of Homeland Security have a lot of information available. You can research and learn a lot from their sites and participate in free on-line training. Your local Emergency Management office or Red Cross may be able to come to your location and teach a class, just contact them for details. <a href="http://www.fema.gov">www.fema.gov</a> or www.dhs.gov/how-do-i/prepare-my-family-disaster<br />
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Be a survivor, not a statistic.<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Train Bell Road, Merrifield, MN 56465, USA46.4673996 -94.17659259999999246.4564626 -94.196762599999985 46.4783366 -94.1564226tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-6178590526381369962014-07-18T00:01:00.000-05:002014-07-23T07:33:36.299-05:00BLAST ZONE ZOMBIES<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Every day the oil industry sends millions of gallons of highly flammable crude oil through cities and towns across North America. Our rail system was never built for this dangerous cargo.<br />
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It’s time to take action! Sign the petition: Tell the President and Congress to stop the threat of oil train disasters today! Thank you to Oil Train Blast Zone for compiling this information. http://explosive-crude-by-rail.org/<br />
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PETITION (from Oil Train Blast Zone)<br />
To: US President Obama and Congress<br />
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It seems each month another town is facing a terrifying oil train derailment, poisoned drinking water, or a deadly explosion. Our rail system takes these trains through population centers by schools and homes. Safety standards are weak and our emergency responders are not equipped for accidents.<br />
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We are not prepared for this threat:<br />
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Oil trains are more than a mile-long with 100+ cars, concentrating the risk of an accident that could ignite the three million gallons of crude on a single train.<br />
Oil train traffic has increased more than 4,000 percent in the last five years.<br />
Rail routes run right through major urban areas and cross water supplies. The US rail system was not designed to transport dangerous crude oil.<br />
Dangerous DOT-111 cars, which make up the majority of US oil tanker trains, have serious flaws that make them highly prone to puncture during a derailment.<br />
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We have the solution:<br />
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The first step: Ban unsafe oil tanker cars.<br />
We must prepare and equip emergency responders and reroute trains around population centers and away from water supplies.<br />
New rail safety rules must be strong and must give citizens the information they need to protect themselves and the power to say no.<br />
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We do not need the extreme oil transported by these trains. The crude oil carried by train is more explosive and more toxic than conventional crude oil; it is also more carbon intensive. At a time when our oil use is decreasing and the threat of climate disruption is growing, the risk from oil trains is unacceptable.<br />
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Please go to their website to sign.<br />
Thanks, Ima<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Oil road, New Town, ND 58763, USA47.9632577 -102.4901628000000147.9605997 -102.49520530000001 47.9659157 -102.4851203tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-60115381599209368002014-07-13T00:01:00.000-05:002014-07-13T00:01:00.264-05:00SLATHER IT ON<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Booty ogling<br />
Too tight speedos<br />
Too small bikinis<br />
Hot summer’s day<br />
Fools go to the pool to display.<br />
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Mmmm, Butter o'Tan<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Lake of the Woods County, MN, USA48.6943855 -94.926547447.357588 -97.50833440000001 50.031183000000006 -92.3447604tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-4543322684494835122014-07-08T00:01:00.000-05:002014-07-08T00:01:00.433-05:00TOO DANG THIN<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>I am so exhausted. I don’t have the time or energy to volunteer anywhere now. I have to be selfish to survive. I can’t focus externally because my internal is too tense and I am the proverbial “stretched too thin.” I have to work two jobs, care for two cats, and maintain a home. I have too much fear. Fear that if I share anything else, I will cease to function.<br />
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I felt terrible informing my volunteer position(s) supervisors that I have to take a hiatus. Thankfully, they understand. I feel rather sad, though, because I wanted to help during the summer floods and presidential visit. I am compelled to aid others but I am the one needing assistance now. I am desperate for a better paying job. I have been in this terrible situation for five long years and several months. I am so over it. I wasn’t materialistic before so I don’t know why I have had to endure this experience.<br />
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Due to my lack of time and mental fuel, I have been blogging less. I don’t know if I should persist. If you think that I should continue, please leave a comment. More importantly, urge your friends, family, and others to become regular readers. Without an audience, this blog is worthless.<br />
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Thanks for reading!<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com1Skinny Lake, Superior National Forest, West Cook, MN 55604, USA47.9640488 -90.56455649999998147.9534163 -90.584726499999974 47.9746813 -90.544386499999987tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-19189713522946613802014-07-02T00:02:00.000-05:002014-07-02T00:02:00.671-05:00TREAT TRAMP<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>Fuzzy vulture<br />
Circles around<br />
Big soft eyes<br />
Minor tilt of the head<br />
Subtle sigh<br />
“For me?” she inquires<br />
Alas, I succumb to her desire.<br />
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Silly kitty!<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Circle Lane, Burnsville, MN 55337, USA44.768902 -93.29779589999998344.7660835 -93.302838399999985 44.771720499999994 -93.292753399999981tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-38805702268691671262014-06-26T08:13:00.002-05:002014-06-26T08:13:37.805-05:00DEAR PRESIDENT OBAMA<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>President Obama is currently visiting Minnesota to talk with "real people." I had originally posted this blog on January 3rd, 2013. Alas, the White House did not contact me. He has made some progress on these issues, which is good. Alas, I am still in "poverty" due to a job with low-pay.<br />
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*****ORIGINAL POST*****<br />
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January 3, 2013<br />
Dear President Obama,<br />
Congratulations on the beginning of your second term and impressive inauguration speech. I trust that you will lead the United States into become a more equitable place for women, same-sex couples, and all people of diversity. We are only as strong as the weakest amongst us so please do not cut education or support for those in poverty.<br />
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I fear that the Beltway Mentality will stymie your efforts. Many occupants of the Beltway consider themselves to be superior to other American citizens. This superiority complex is a form of narcissism and we all know what happened to Narcissus. I strongly urge you to fill open jobs with experts who are not connected with the Beltway of Washington, D.C. Bring in fresh realistic ideas to the Capitol and perhaps it will help to loosen the Congressional constipation.<br />
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As a person with Native American heritage, I sincerely hope that you will pay attention to Indian Country; many of my relatives continue to suffer from the American Holocaust. Best wishes with your endeavors. If you’d like to chat, please let me know.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Ima B. Musing<br />
Concerned Citizen<br />
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PS I'm extremely happy that women will be gaining equal status in the military with full combat duties. As the military goes, so goes our culture since veterans hold many positions of authority in the civilian world. Thank you!!!<br />
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*****END*****<br />
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Best wishes!<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Minnehaha Falls, Minneapolis, MN, USA44.9152233 -93.20974100000000819.3931888 -134.518335 70.4372578 -51.901147000000009tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-8031768910373811892014-06-24T00:01:00.000-05:002014-06-24T00:01:00.512-05:00IMA’S BOOKWORM REVIEW, VOLUME V, ISSUE 8 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>Perhaps this could be the “gap-ola” issue…<br />
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Be Safe I Love You by Cara Hoffman Three and a Half Worms<br />
Frank study of a wounded warrior who returns home. Jumping though time needed more clarification and the story could have been fleshed out deeper. <br />
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And The Hills Opened Up by David Oppegaard Three Worms<br />
Western horror story, be prepared for casualties. Story seemed more like a movie sketch; it really needed more character development and situational analysis. Map would have been helpful, too.<br />
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Marshlands by Mathew Olshan Three Worms<br />
Intriguing beginning of the book muddied by missing details. Time leaps were confusing; perhaps a different order would of worked better.<br />
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The Vanishing by Wendy Webb Three Worms<br />
Fairly well written mystery but has some gaps. Nice visual details of landscape. Needed a better-detailed map of the house and grounds. <br />
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Palmerino by Melissa Prichard Two and Half Worms<br />
Pretentious and insufferable main character is mixed in with ghost memoir and writers process. Could have been great with more clarity and polished thoughts.<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Gap Drive, Caledonia, MN, USA43.5980978 -91.59725170000001543.5061038 -91.758613200000013 43.6900918 -91.435890200000017tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-44330710146576208172014-06-20T00:02:00.000-05:002014-06-20T00:02:00.426-05:00SUNNY SNOW<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>Sunny summer snowstorm<br />
The cottonwood seeds swirl<br />
Spinning towards a new home<br />
Hopes of taking root<br />
Rising on their own<br />
To create a future twirling squall.<br />
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Ah, summer!<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Cottonwood, MN 56229, USA44.6088607 -95.67371220000001144.5636442 -95.75439320000001 44.6540772 -95.593031200000013tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-42041015028627834322014-06-16T00:01:00.000-05:002014-06-16T12:02:41.100-05:00UNION DAY<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>Pat's breath is like a torch to Chris' tinder<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8DUnciidBeLZjx2Xvb7Wo4sZa4PMMXa_r-dmccVGMR0wIuW8cPLiVQZnON8fE1rFqOMfpO-m4ZBG4jJgBwS5xix1ArkPaTPKJ-c2h6NPOxnLT4DAniJ4Rmt3bJCrkxMxdos-oFHV7FEs/s1600/GardenPlay2+Alison+Price+2012.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8DUnciidBeLZjx2Xvb7Wo4sZa4PMMXa_r-dmccVGMR0wIuW8cPLiVQZnON8fE1rFqOMfpO-m4ZBG4jJgBwS5xix1ArkPaTPKJ-c2h6NPOxnLT4DAniJ4Rmt3bJCrkxMxdos-oFHV7FEs/s320/GardenPlay2+Alison+Price+2012.jpg" /></a></div>Hormones mingle with their sweat<br />
As they stand side by side<br />
Waiting for the ceremony to be over<br />
So they can tangle for eternity<br />
And ignite many flames.<br />
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Best wishes to my dear friends who are able to finally able to tie the proverbial knot 24 years after declaring their love for each other. Marriage equity for all!!<br />
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NOTE: This poem could apply to any combination of gender…<br />
Painting by Alison Price <a href="http://alisonpricestudios.com">alisonpricestudios.com</a><br />
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Heat it up.<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Union, MN, USA43.7148675 -91.433804743.623056 -91.5951662 43.806678999999995 -91.2724432tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-59584556637345630392014-06-12T00:01:00.000-05:002014-06-12T00:01:00.700-05:00IMA’S BOOKWORM REVIEW, VOLUME V, ISSUE 7<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>Mediocre lot... <br />
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The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison Two and a Half Worms<br />
Glossary helpful but needed a genealogy charts and map. Irritating when characters used multiple variations of their name. Bewildering plot line, though it is appropriate for the main character of the book. Plotline augmentation needed to care about their fate. Reminiscent of ancient China, Mongolia, and Nepal.<br />
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Real Happy Family by Caeli Wolfson Widger Two and a Half Worms<br />
Females all obsessed with weight and appearance. Male characters not expanded enough. Bones of a good book but second half seem hurried and the ending too tidy.<br />
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The Poacher’s Daughter by Michael Zimmer Two and Half Worms<br />
Astonishing mortality rate for the characters and the pace of travel would have killed the horses. Needed a map, glossary, and more character development. Good tale but could have been better.<br />
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A Star in the Face of the Sky by David Haynes Two Worms<br />
Beleaguered with inconsistent narrative, flash-backs, and convoluted thought exploration a compelling story is lost. Serious editing is needed to eradicate unnecessary verbiage and clarify the story. Flash-forwards ruined the tale. <br />
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Even in Darkness by Lynn Hightower Two Worms<br />
Underdeveloped story requires more fleshing out and clarification. Genesis of a good thriller but sadly lacking the details.<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Happy Drive, Dent, MN 56528, USA46.5787807 -95.783098846.5760522 -95.7881413 46.581509200000006 -95.7780563tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-26731259997968313872014-06-08T00:01:00.000-05:002014-06-09T07:56:45.510-05:00CARPARK PERSECUTION<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>The metal vultures circle<br />
Stalking their prey<br />
I feel the heat of their engines<br />
The whir of the AC and muted thump of base<br />
They strive to make eye contact<br />
I shake my head no<br />
And hurry zigzagging to my car<br />
If they smile, I may allow them to slip<br />
Into my perfect parking spot.<br />
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Walk, dang it!<br />
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Ima B. Musinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17011338119023885417noreply@blogger.com0Auto Road, Superior National Forest, Britt, MN 55710, USA47.6793312 -92.64001547.6779947 -92.6425365 47.6806677 -92.6374935tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8557506405219810896.post-36310686318082204942014-06-04T00:01:00.000-05:002014-06-04T08:38:56.152-05:00ORIENTING THE HELP<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>Personal assistants can be useful, if you train them correctly. It is a lot easier to instruct them when you are young because they easily charmed. Practice looking adorable and fall asleep near them. Make certain that they are constantly repeating the phrase, “How cute” and “I love you.” Most assistants are not bright enough to understand the nuances of our language, it takes a lot of patience to teach them the most basic of commands. <br />
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Reward the patron-servant by permitting them to gaze upon your beauty. Tease them by rubbing against their leg and dashing away. If they are especially well behaved, you can consent for them to touch you briefly. It is not advised to allow them to rub your tummy too frequently because they will become emotional when you withhold affection. Mimic the “I am frightened” fledgling cry to get their attention and compensate them with a purr or chin rub when they respond appropriately. Tutor them on proper treat distribution, they are your proverbial "sugar" servant who must provide for your every need.<br />
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Ignore the helper at least once per day. Purr only when happy. Overuse of purrs can lead to the aide not fully appreciating your honored presence. Never, never use claws or bite, their skin is very delicate and breaks easily. You don’t want to have to pay for a visit to their veterinarian. It is difficult to procure good help these days. The mostly hair-less have the attention span of a gnat. Thus, you must be self-sufficient unless you are blessed with an unusually attentive attendant. Stay tidy, keep the food and water area immaculate because the stinky ones don’t like crumbs. Groom constantly since these creatures forget that they are supposed to brush you on an hourly basis. Remember, their vision, hearing, taste, and smell are limited.<br />
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Only vomit hairballs on the linoleum or cement because bipeds are fond of their carpet due to hairless feet. Use the litter box; attempts to punish the bad employee by defecating or urinating in their bed or elsewhere will only lead to petty retribution. Maintain nail health by only scratching on the posts provided by the subordinate. Destruction of property tends to upset the harmony of the house. However, it is funny to purposefully knock down items while the assistant looks on in horror. <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTANpmG8aUZdFgPzssXkoIDI3qWBmMAR2D6vsi-oqQ0qtu_NczPbYAoDKrqf-wN9gugcRxq8EM3yRPY-G15Kns5BlheNgHUN3Sz9XCTIK4MRdRntbmPh8nX9EorU9TSKscTAnmbX7agUk/s1600/Trixie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTANpmG8aUZdFgPzssXkoIDI3qWBmMAR2D6vsi-oqQ0qtu_NczPbYAoDKrqf-wN9gugcRxq8EM3yRPY-G15Kns5BlheNgHUN3Sz9XCTIK4MRdRntbmPh8nX9EorU9TSKscTAnmbX7agUk/s320/Trixie.jpg" /></a></div>When an underling is in a bad mood, stay away. They may lash out inappropriately. Minions occasionally make odd noises and leak water, offer them a modicum of affection. They will sometimes hug too tightly but it seems to make them feel better. Stalking and killing vermin such as mice and spiders will often lead to goodies. Remember, as a feline you are a higher being and humans are merely servants. Treat them as such.<br />
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Affectionately,<br />
Tilly<br />
Trainer of Ima<br />
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PS If you have properly oriented the assistant, they will cry when you are ill and cough up a large chunk of money to pay for outrageously high medical bills. Mine did and I now feel great but she is worried about paying the mortgage. Please contribute to this blog. Thanks!!<br />
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Furballs unite.<br />
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